Sports reporter, Your future home, Other

I had to make sure this was real. It is: http://www.journalismjobs.com/Job_Listing.cfm?JobID=1134623

 

But occasionally you get a great quote:

 

Even better, you can get all the results before the matches begin!

 

Depends on the booker. Sometimes they change things at the last minute.

 

Position: Seeking football coach
Location: Your future home, Other
Job Status: Full-time
Salary: You won't be disappointed
Ad Expires: January 20, 2010
Job ID: 1134623


Description:
We're trying to build a Super Bowl champion, and we need a miracle. First and foremost, you must be a strong leader. You know football is about people, not statistics. Other helpful skills: calling plays, evaluating talent, and dealing with cold weather. This is a full-time position with good company benefits. We're a stable employer in a good location, but we have some work to do in our front office and want to keep the process confidential for now.

 

Also: $25,000 for a lottery pick? What is this, the Major Lacrosse League?

 

Is this Sandusky?

 

sports is about more than statistics, it's about inaccurate metaphors.

 

Nah, no reference to being a "recreation area".

 

Elaine Benes was going to apply, but she wanted This, That and the Other.

 

Maybe OtherWalter will take the job.

 

Long as Dusty Rhodes isn't the booker, it shouldn't be too bad. Plus, if you cover a game with Kevin Nash involved, there will be plenty of weird shit to write about.