sports writer, Martinsville

Thanks guys. I just wasn't sure if it was locally owned or not.
This seems like quite the "ideal" job for anyone in the world, but, maybe I am not quite "man" enough to take it.

 

I may not have many posts, but I have been on here for just about a year now. I could never remember my ID and password until I found it scribbled on a piece of paper inside my old fantasy football magazine.
So, don't worry, I got the idea

 

Used properly, sarcasm shouldn't need a blue font.

 

Martinsville = blue font.

 

you forgot the blue font.

 

That's a fair point.

 

In any case, it seems that both the writer positions have been filled. But the great SE search continues.

 

have you applied?

 

Oh, I was going to apply, but I checked the wire, and the water was still flowing freely on the River Styx. But rest assured, the moment it does freeze over, my resume will be at the top of the pile.

 

That's going to be tough. I'm sure people have been FedExing their stuff there all day.

 

damn you. now i have to listen to mr. roboto.

 

There is nothing wrong with Styx, especially when it comes to Mr. Roboto.