Sports Writer, Strasburg, Va.

Didn't bother to read it...

Probably would have been a good idea. So Craig gets to get pwned by the DN-R for yet another JMU season.

 

Seems like they go through a lot of SEs there. What's the deal? Is it a good thing (guys advancing to bigger papers) or a bad thing?

 

They have an Ithaca kid that sometimes doesn't wear pants.

 

and when he does wear pants, they're his butt-kickin pants. they call that guy the ice cream man but i forget why.

 

the daily's SEs usually take bigger, better jobs as bartenders at the hotel.

 

Are you saying the tips would make for a better income than being SE?

 

Why anyone would take this job while there's still an opening at their rival up Interstate 81 is a mystery to me...

 

is the rival even hiring, or just letting there be a continuous opening instead?

 

who's the rival?

 

I once was ticketed for reckless driving on I-81 (82 in a 65, anything over 80 was automatically reckless) and had to go to Woodstock for a court appearance. Missed an entire day of school to be admonished by some hick judge.

Oh, what, there's a job opening?

 

All kidding aside, you young effin' studs among us should be contemplating this opening.

It can lead to bigger and better things.

 

Indeed. It's a good place to get your feet wet. There's not much to Strasburg, but it has produced some decent sports writers (and my girlfriend )