Sports Writer, Woodbridge, Va.

Hi, I'm Pot Mills, profession chronic dealer.

 

And a super lot of cheap people. Round-the-clock madhouse.

 

Mystery Meat just moved to the front of the line for this job. I can feel it.

 

Hey, I'm not saying anything about the Mills that nobody else who's encountered it isn't thinking.

 

There is a Guapo's down the street from the office. I think that alone makes this job worth applying for.

 

Of course there's no Blueridge Salad (with steak) on the menu, but then again the Strasburg Hotel can never be duplicated.

 

Still sounds like this job has Mystery Meat written all over it.

 

Or maybe that guy Ned Niederwicz from the Star. Or Kevin Stocks. Or Bob Brooks.

 

Fine pool of candidates indeed. The PotNews should have no trouble filling the void left by what's his name.

 

By what's his name, to you mean Eggbert McMuffin? Dude was eggtraordinary!

 

Yeah. I think he played tight end for Division II Sheherd.