Sportswriter, Roswell Daily Record

Oh I know they're calling. They already called me.

 

and you, sir, can burn in hell.

 

Hank, I think that is TP's gig. You best get out of the way.

 

i'll shank that bitch. i mean it.

 

Hey, all I did was send in my resume two days ago.

When they offered me the job, I told them I would get back to them in a few days. So there's still hope for you.

 

in the meantime, i'll be sharpening my toothbrush up against the wall.

 

Tom, you can list me as a reference, but you have to call me Jay Sherman, Critic.

 

you're the freakin' SE there, aren't you?

 

I heard they want me to come back

 

Update: I told them I needed more money and they laughed at me over the phone, so I said no deal.

They said that was ok since they had a young stud they were looking at. Didn't give me a name, but could that be you, Tommy?

 

come to daddy. come to daddy.

 

Hey Tom, with the Martinsville job open again, maybe you can use that as leverage to get in at Roswell.

That is, unless you really want Martinsville.