Spreading the beauty that is "the shocker"

The awesomeness of your banality never ceases to amaze me.

I guess I can't even debate the point, but the point itself is so mired in vapidity its amazing.

 

Flipper's going to be pissed when she finds out you've got a thing for humans.

 

I can't be tied down to one mate, or species.
And Shawn Green just turns my crank.

 

I don't know whether this was written tounge-in-cheek or not. Either way, it's hysterical.

 

I figured he was flipping through his yearbook.

Anyway, the Shawn Green's Goodies piece is what I was referring to....

 

I agree with 21. These google-eyed columns about spending time with swimsuit models are boring and cliche and make the writer look like a chump.

I'd like to see one of these guys write that the girls appear bony and kinda plain in real life. 'Course it would never see print.

 

Hi. I'm here for the gangbang.

 

True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have it, and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend...