Stoney's He-Man Steeler Haters NFL Playoff Thread ... No Yinzers allowed

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I'd be shocked if the Pats win by double digits.

 

The over-under on total passing yards by Rodgers is 271.5. My mother warned me about things that seem too good to be true . . .

 

That's basically his per-game average this season.

 

In the immortal words of George Costanza: Yeahhhhh . . . ?

Now he's on one bum leg against a team that gave up 186 ypg during the regular season. I think this is too easy.

 

My guess is many people will see Aaron Rodgers and a number less than 300 and bet the over like there's no tomorrow.

 

Rodgers throwing the ball with a bad leg is just about as good as Brady throwing the ball with a good leg.

So what if he can't run? Neither can Brady.

This is not taking anything away from Brady, but sort of showing people that Rodgers can still play.

 

Rodgers can still play, but he missed badly on some passes in the first half last week - misses he usually doesn't make, and misses that likely get picked against a better secondary than Dallas'.

 

Gronk used his entire interview to mack on Charissa Thompson. His answer to the question of what people should know about him was he likes to snuggle, and when she asked if he still likes to party he said she should try to find out.

 

I think the "under" on Rodgers and the passing yards is close to automatic. That's a lock. The wind will be dreadful for Green Bay's offense.

Expect McCarthy and the Packers to shrink the game in the first half, trying to stay within 7 or 10. Once Rodgers gets to the training room at halftime, he will be a different quarterback (like last week vs. Dallas) for the second half.

 

Seattle 45-7.