Strange athlete endorsements

Oooh la la, Duguay!

 

Duguay used to do the pregame show for the Rangers. They didn't renew him 2 years ago, which kind of sucks, because I liked him, even though I feel guilty about liking him. He's a very pretty man, even in his 60s. He has a wardrobe that only a pretty man can get away with wearing. Among his rotating butterfly collar, floral print, maroon & lime green articles of clothing, he had a velvet jacket that he would occasionally wear on the air, and it inspired me to buy a royal blue velvet jacket for myself. I am not a pretty man like Duguay, and there is nothing about me that says velvet jacket.

Duguay also started doing a podcast for the NY Post last year, and among the segments, he tells stories about the supermodels and actresses he slept with in the 70s. It's really douchey, even by Duguay standards. He did about 15 minutes in one of them that I listened to, about meeting Cher at Studio 54 and bringing her to Gene Simmons' apartment for sex. He did another one about scoring weed in Harlem with Farah Fawcett and then sleeping with her.