Stuart Scott is making a fool of myself

And the vicious chicken hasn't even shown up yet.

 

How is he making a fool out of you?

Nevermind. I don't know and I don't think I want to know.

 

BOO-YEAH! Those ESPYs have mad flavor!

 

Well, here's the whole story. I'm sitting around with my buddies and we're watching the red carpet show. Stuart Scott comes on and my buddies start to make fun of him. Now before this, I never felt that Scott was annoying. So I tell everyone "He's not that bad..." Everyone looks at me as if I'm from a different planet. Right after I said that, Scott comes on and starts to do his regular "The kids think I'm so cool" act.  Well my friends begin to laugh and well... you know the rest......

 

There's your sign. [/Bill Engvall]


Karma's a bitch for ESPN right now, with the Mets and the Cubs disrupting the showing of the ESPYs. Looks like the game is going to end after 9:30 (EDT). Smile Bristol, you got egg on your face if you think that this game was going to end at 9pm sharp.

 

Winners list!

http://www.mediaweek.com/mw/news/cabletv/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1002838835

Now, go watch something worthy and forget about the ESPYs.

 

I'm not sweating about watching the ESPYs. Why watch a tape-delay when ESPN spilled the beans on the winners the very same night of the ceremony?

C'mon Chicago, we need a rally to tie the game and send this into extra innings!

 

Are you kidding? Ricky Bobby is gonna make an appereance tonight!

 

This monologue is brutal. And it's getting worse...Lance Armstrong just busted out the obligatory "Brokeback Mountain" joke. :

 

Yeah, and those pictures were pretty funny. But that last one was sort of lame. Hey, for being an athlete and not a comedian, he's doing pretty good.

 

I'd rather see Carly Bobby (Leslie Bibb -- and I need a bib to catch my drool when I do see her. Hello, nurse!).