Stuff white people like

Hey, don't assume I'm white!

 

Whatever. Just never forget that Hartsfield-Jackson is deadly.

It is a whitemaneater. So some say.

 

Did I ever call it deadly?

I've called it a lot of things, but I've never been scared for my life.

You throwing shit against the wall again, LJB?

 

No, but they are the clubhouse leaders.

 

Only beer bottles, IJAG, and that only when I hear a song that demands it.

I remain puzzled by the hatred for Hartsfield-Jackson.

 

Oh, I hate it. Don't get me wrong. But don't characterize it as "deadly." It's not unsafe.

Unless you're talking about your bags' likelihood of making their connecting flight. Then it's dangerous as all hell.

 

The most afraidest I've been at an airport was in Philly when I was in high school. I had about three sackfuls of presents from my family members. A missionary, I was. If I didn't then look like I was a day older than 13, I probably would have been fucked.

I don't get it about Atlanta, though. I've felt so entirely comfy and so at home there I've had a pre-incoming flight drink at one of them those scary wannabe bars inside.

 

Ahem. It's 'them there.'

And I'm not afraid of it, for the 18th time. I just think it's a really shitty airport with too many people, not enough space for all of them, and a terrible plan for keeping things on schedule.

 

But I like them those better. Ya-ha.

I was referring to your boy Jay, who made it plain he was positively petrified. Jay, I hope you're not at Hartsfield-Jackson right now. Lots of traffic and strange people(s), what with spring break. Please check in with us.

"Let's be careful out there."

Y'all.

 

Why you dragging me into this?
I don't like any airport that also has a subway.
Plus I got to spend a miserable three hours there as I waited for a connecting flight to Knoxville, knowing that I would have to drive to Nashville after that to get my car on one of the most F-ed up trips ever.

 

That list makes me hate white people and I'm even white.

 

and you frequent shitty crack houses.