Summer Sheep 2014 official thread

3. What's the best morning tv show?
Good Morning America (17)
KYSportsWriter
spikechiquet
MisterCreosote
Killick
Songbird
PaperDoll
Riptide
JC
ColdCat
dreunc1542
I Should Coco
Mystery Meat II
Just_An_SID
nmmetsfan
Guy_Incognito
Rumpleforeskin
cranberry

Today (21)
StormSurge
MizzouGrad96
Key
Pilot
Huggy
Donnie, in his element
expendable
Hank_Scorpio
Vombatus
McNuggetsMan
Versatile
forever_town
JackReacher
Gillette237
Webster
Wedgewood
MTM
Bob Cook
Diego Marquez
dooley_womack1
Matt1735

 

4. Name a popular 80s sitcom character.
Cliff Huxtable (14)
KYSportsWriter
cranberry
Matt1735
Rumpleforeskin
Huggy
ColdCat
JackReacher
Donnie, in his element
Gillette237
Killick
MizzouGrad96
Mystery Meat II
JC
Wedgewood

ALF (1)
spikechiquet

Sam Malone (13)
StormSurge
Versatile
Key
Riptide
Vombatus
I Should Coco
Pilot
nmmetsfan
Hank_Scorpio
McNuggetsMan
Webster
dreunc1542
Songbird

Jerry Seinfeld (1)
dooley_womack1

Alex Keaton (6)
Bob Cook
MTM
Guy_Incognito
Diego Marquez
PaperDoll
expendable

Webster (1)
forever_town

Steve Urkel (1)
MisterCreosote

Norm Peterson (1)
Just_An_SID

 

5. Who's the third-best player in the NBA?
Russell Westbrook (1)
KYSportsWriter

Tim Duncan (1)
spikechiquet

Carmelo Anthony (9)
Rumpleforeskin
Bob Cook
Vombatus
Just_An_SID
Killick
McNuggetsMan
Key
Diego Marquez
MisterCreosote

Chris Paul (15)
StormSurge
cranberry
JC
Hank_Scorpio
Versatile
Riptide
Webster
MTM
Pilot
Donnie, in his element
JackReacher
MizzouGrad96
dooley_womack1
Guy_Incognito
PaperDoll

Dirk Nowitzki (1)
Matt1735

Blake Griffin (5)
Huggy
nmmetsfan
dreunc1542
Songbird
Mystery Meat II

Paul George (1)
Wedgewood

Stephen Curry (2)
forever_town
I Should Coco

Kobe Bryant (1)
ColdCat

Tony Parker (1)
Gillette237

Kevin Durant (1)
expendable

 

6. What's something annoying that dogs do?
Bark (24)
spikechiquet
Huggy
Hank_Scorpio
Rumpleforeskin
Pilot
cranberry
forever_town
Donnie, in his element
McNuggetsMan
nmmetsfan
Just_An_SID
Webster
JC
Gillette237
Bob Cook
dreunc1542
I Should Coco
Matt1735
MTM
MisterCreosote
Versatile
Wedgewood
Diego Marquez
dooley_womack1

Hump legs (2)
Vombatus
StormSurge

Break/ruin things (1)
Guy_Incognito

Jump on people (1)
PaperDoll

Wipe ass on floor (1)
Mystery Meat II

Eat their shit (1)
Songbird

Beg (2)
MizzouGrad96
ColdCat

Go to the bathroom in the house (3)
JackReacher
Killick
Riptide

Scratch (1)
expendable

Shed (1)
Key

Get into the trash (1)
KYSportsWriter

 

7. Name a famous Jackie besides Jackie Robinson.
Jackie Chan (12)
KYSportsWriter
Bob Cook
cranberry
Matt1735
expendable
dreunc1542
Key
Diego Marquez
dooley_womack1
MTM
Riptide
nmmetsfan

Jackie Kennedy Onassis (17)
spikechiquet
Rumpleforeskin
Huggy
MisterCreosote
Pilot
Just_An_SID
ColdCat
JC
Vombatus
I Should Coco
Donnie, in his element
Versatile
McNuggetsMan
MizzouGrad96
PaperDoll
Guy_Incognito
Songbird

Jackie Gleason (5)
StormSurge
Wedgewood
forever_town
Hank_Scorpio
JackReacher

Jackie Brown (1)
Mystery Meat II

Jackie Mason (1)
Webster

Jackie Joyner (2)
Gillette237
Killick

 

8. What's something that's pretty universally accepted as a good smell?
Cookies (6)
KYSportsWriter
Wedgewood
Hank_Scorpio
MTM
forever_town
ColdCat

Vanilla (3)
spikechiquet
Webster
Pilot

Flowers (15)
Rumpleforeskin
StormSurge
PaperDoll
MizzouGrad96
I Should Coco
dreunc1542
Bob Cook
Key
Mystery Meat II
McNuggetsMan
MisterCreosote
Vombatus
JC
Songbird
Diego Marquez

Cut grass (1)
cranberry

Peppermint (1)
Matt1735

Bacon (6)
Huggy
nmmetsfan
Versatile
Killick
expendable
Gillette237

Coffee (1)
dooley_womack1

Chocolate (1)
Guy_Incognito

Barbecue (1)
JackReacher

Mint (1)
Donnie, in his element

Bread baking (2)
Just_An_SID
Riptide

 

9. Name a flavor of potato chip besides plain.
BBQ (28)
KYSportsWriter
spikechiquet
Hank_Scorpio
Vombatus
Rumpleforeskin
Key
Riptide
JackReacher
Pilot
Just_An_SID
MTM
McNuggetsMan
cranberry
Gillette237
I Should Coco
Songbird
Donnie, in his element
JC
expendable
dreunc1542
Mystery Meat II
Webster
forever_town
Bob Cook
Versatile
Wedgewood
nmmetsfan
Guy_Incognito

Sour cream and onion (8)
StormSurge
Matt1735
PaperDoll
MisterCreosote
Huggy
Killick
Diego Marquez
dooley_womack1

Ranch (2)
MizzouGrad96
ColdCat

 

10. Ice cream: hard or soft serve?
Soft (15)
KYSportsWriter
spikechiquet
StormSurge
MizzouGrad96
JC
dreunc1542
Just_An_SID
Wedgewood
Killick
Rumpleforeskin
expendable
Vombatus
Matt1735
Pilot
JackReacher

Hard (23)
cranberry
Huggy
Riptide
Key
Bob Cook
Songbird
MTM
McNuggetsMan
Hank_Scorpio
Donnie, in his element
ColdCat
Gillette237
PaperDoll
MisterCreosote
Versatile
Webster
forever_town
Mystery Meat II
Diego Marquez
nmmetsfan
I Should Coco
Guy_Incognito
dooley_womack1

 

I kept thinking, "Gee, sportswriters spend so much time around neatly trimmed playing fields that they must appreciate the smell of freshly cut grass."

 

The comeback starts here.

 

That was actually one of two smells I had in mind when I thought of the question. The other was cookies.

 

I kind of love this answer as a potential hot take or something but doubt that was your intention.