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This thread reminds me of Dick Cavett's HBO show, "Remember When..." (1981-85).

 

I AM NOT NAMELESS!!

 

BYH: Remember when Clubber said he slept with you all of those times? Those are priceless memories I'll cherish forever!
21: Do I ever! You'll get me sleeping with Clubber and so many other great moments when you get Time-Life's Classic SJ. Available to you in three easy installments of $19.99 each.
BYH: Do you know how long you'd have to browse the net to find all of these memories? I don't have all day to search the World Wide Web to read about Almost_Famous hiding in his panic room with Fruit Roll-Ups. But with this collection ... you get it all! No bullshit, no sifting your way through the deadwood threads that suck, no Dooley.
21: That's right, Beej! The pissing matches, the flame wars, state of the board navelgazing of yore ... they're all here in this easy to access package!
BYH (looking at package): Heh-heh. I'm almost getting emotional thinking about all of those times I intimated that Hondo was a racist fuck. Damn. Those were the days. (Sideways glance at camera) Won't you call and order now? If you don't, we'll send DyePack to stalk you in your everyday life!
21: Ha! That's one from the time capsule!
BYH: No seriously. He really did that shit. Order now!

To order ...

 

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Phone lines are down, so sign me up, 21!

 

All I see are digits.

 

Gold, Jerry! Gold!

 

I read that picturing Donny Osmond as BYH. Made it even better.