Supreme Court rules in favor of gay marriage

The Ronald Reagan Memorial Wall must be rebuilt (probably with Mexican laborers, but still).

 

My wife and I have had discussions about having hall passes and being able to have an open relationship for a while but I've never been able to pull the trigger because I don't want some other dude plowing my wife (despite all he chicks I may want to bang.)
I might have to reconsider just so that I know my marriage makes your life a little more miserable every time I file my taxes.
For a culture of people who insist they want the freedom to live their lives the way they want, people on the right sure do have a hard time minding their own god damn business in regard to how others live.

 

Ever stop to think why you don't want some other dude plowing your wife?

 

The thought of puddling around another man's pool is always appealing.

 

Why is Derek Jeter a hero and Tiger Woods a laughingstock, even though they do the exact same thing?

 

I'm pretty sure it was the Perkins waitress.

 

Because Tiger is terrible at it?

 

I think this syndrome is driven by two things:
A nine iron and the Manky Jimy Effect.

 

Terrible at what?

 

They don't do the same exact thing.

Tiger Woods was in a marriage that his wife thought was monogamous.

That's quite different than an unmarried, unattached man playing the field.

We are talking about something very specific here: A marriage in which both come to some agreement that works for them that they can fool around with or even sleep with other people. That doesn't make me clutch my pearls. In fact, it might be an improvement over the current model, in which if a 25-year-old wife gets drunk some night with the girls and makes out with someone, the standard course of action is that the next 60 years of her life is irrevocably altered.

 

I understand it perfectly. And it's still an incredibly fucked up view of love and marriage.