Sweet Jesus, I Hate The Democratic Party

FenPhen, I promise not to call you FenPhen anymore.

Honest.

It's now FenSpin, after the favorite activity of liberals and the truth.

Tony, good job. Kind of like driving a car through tissue paper, eh?

 

Someone thinks they're a clever dick and is half right.

 

I know this one, one' a cunning runt and the other's...

 

...from Nantucket, I believe.

 

He was, but I can never remember where the Pope fits in.

 

...in the woods, I believe.
No wait. That's bears.

 

Right. The Popes are in the Volkswagen.

Of course, an exact location on the VW has never been nailed down.

 

In other news, Johnny's in the basement, mixin' up the medicine.

 

And he cries, just like, a little girl.

 

It takes a lot to laugh, it takes a train to cry

 

Sometimes she cries, when she's alone at night.

Sometimes she weeps, when she's feeling cold and weak.

Sometimes the pain, it just tears her up in side.

Ohh, sometimes she cries. Oooh, I wonder why.