Taylor Swift - Super Bowl Ring?

Gives new meaning to "you're looking live!"

 

That might top the Shakira vs. J-Lo ass-shaking contest from Super Bowl LIV for best halftime show.

 

The only reason I know Blake Lively exists is her presence in Tay-Tay's suite.

 

Damn. That last shot of Tay-Tay almost showed us her ta-tas.

 

Poor Angie. Somewhere Jose Madrigal was enjoying the first Super Bowl in Vegas.

 

Who were Taylor's friends?

 

Where's the damn endorsement, Taylor?

 

Nah, have her wait until the end of October. With the short-attention span voting public, they’ll forget about her endorsement by the middle of this week.

 

I played the under at 0.004%. I think a lot of people took the over.



For about four years, we had a Thanksgiving drinking game when Jim Bob Cooter was Detroit's offensive coordinator. Every time the TV crew said his name -- and they always said his full name -- we had to chug.

We got buzzed a few times playing that game.

We tried that last night with Swift appearances. Didn't even feel it.

 

Shoot, at least half the country has voted by then.

 

The orange-haired woman was the same person in the weird Starry commercial with the two cartoon characters and the dude who burst into full body tears.
The woman in the white crop-top is Blake Lively.

 

Anyone who has voted by then already decided who they’re voting for four years ago. She could swing the undecideds, although Biden is hurting if he has to rely on the Taylor Swift vote to get re-elected.