Tebow to appear in Focus on the Family commercial during SB XLIV

I can't wait for the solemn,
clipboard-holding advice we'll
be receiving from the appointed
Dobson shill of the day.

 

Fixed.

 

I have a Mr. Wayne Weaver for you on line 15.

 

Yes, please. Jacksonville is already one of the biggest jokes in the NFL. That should seal the deal and maybe get them to L.A.

 

The only thing dumber than saying Tebow will be a legit NFL QB is saying he won't play in the NFL. In whatever round he gets drafted, he'll stick, probably for a good while. In the era of specialization, some team will find a way to utilize him.

 

Tim Tebow, Jacksonville Jaguars team circumcision expert/chaplain/wildcat quarterback.

 

Good Christ, you are on some kind of roll tonight.

I can't wait to read the wire story about how the Jags had to burn a time out because Tebow was performing a circumcision on the sideline.

 

Without anesthesia. Because just being in his presence numbs the pain.

 

So, if he performs a circumcision, would that make it a better penis for having spent time with Tim Tebow?

 

This is already a HOF-worthy thread, for these two responses and Trey's brilliance alone.

 

"EXTRA FORESKIN IS FOR FUCKING PANSIES!"

 

Gives new meaning to his slogan from a few years ago......................

CHOP THAT WOOD