Television character draft

"You know, Homer Simpson would be a great pick at this spot"

"That's true, but there are some concerns whether he can control his weight, and his attention-span isn't that great.

 

"Serious chemistry issues among the Brady Bunch, particularly Jan and Marsha, Marsha, Marsha....

We also hear Patriarch Mike Brady is one of the standout two-way players in this draft...."

 

Sam Malone has good stuff, but his off-the-field issues raise serious questions.
Same with Walter White. Lots of potential there, but also a major self-destructive streak that breeds doubt about his long-term viability.

 

Homer Simpson is the Pablo Sandoval of TV characters.

 

"Herman Munster has some length, but he comes off as a bit stiff."

 

I'm looking for characters with tremendous upside.

Thinking maybe Jennifer Marlowe or Crissy Snow....

 

Homer Simpson is just too one-dimensional.

Road Runner - now there is a high-motor guy.

The Hulk is still in the Green Room - and he doesn't look very happy.

Michelle Tanner - kind of a Tebow pick. Everybody loves her, but she doesn't do much. Except deliver viewers.

 

I'm taking Samantha Micelli and Phoebe Halliwell.

 

Though scouts do caution with the Three's Company group that, while you will get a good effort every night, there is a certain sameness to it. You'll feel like you're watching the same thing every night.

 

If you draft the Hulk, Bruce Banner comes along as a throw-in.

But you wouldn't like him when he's angry.

 

We are hearing some teams are wary of Wile E. Coyote, who seems obsessed with a longstanding rivalry with the Roadrunner and will also probably be distracted by an ongoing legal dispute with Acme Corp.

 

If I go with Arthur Fonzarelli and he doesn't pan out, do I have to admit I was wrrrr, wrrrr......