Television character draft

Whichever school offered the most in cars, booze and hookers gets their hat available to be chosen from.

 

How was this not posted by ijag?

 

are their different "positions" we have to fill on our roster? like hero, anti-hero, villain, sitcom dad, stone-cold hottie, recurring character, person with mental health issues. That would bring draft strategy into play. Sitcom dad becomes like the kicker in this draft with everyone waiting until the last round to go for a Mike Seaver and laughing at the person who drafts Heathclif Huxtable two rounds too early.
Meanwhile person with mental health issues becomes the position that everyone waits on, then once Dexter goes off the board, there's a run as people grab up Dennis Reynolds, Marvin from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy and Cassie from the British version of Skins.

 

Perhaps this question was asked and I missed the answer. But do you pick a Bryan Cranston and get both his well-known characters, or do you just get to pick one character or the other?

 

Yeah, but by the third game of the season he'll be demanding a bigger salary, grumbling about management and plotting to take over the franchise.

 

This thread is perfect the way it is. Any clarifications would ruin it.

 

If I had started this thread, Babar would have returned just to tell me how much it sucked.

 

If one were so inclined how would they draft My Mother The car?

 

My starting backcourt.

 

I'm picking Columbo and Larry David, put them in car together and see what happens.

 

My starting five.

 

"With the first pick of the 2012 Television Character Draft, the Point of Order Procrastinators select Steamboat Willie."