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Tell me again why we should believe Al Gore

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Aug 12, 2006.

  1. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    Tree rings? So they know how old trees are and that tells you what the temp was on June 30, 0048? Historical records? Yeah, Joey McDoofus wrote in his diary that it was kinda warm on Myy 16, 0615? Ice cores? well, we know they were below freezing, so I guess that means the average high temp in 1343 was 70 in June in Chicago and now it's 76.

    You should try to figure the difference between "clue" and exact data. Then we can have a discussion.
     
  2. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    YEAH!!! TAKE THAT!!!
    ::) ::) ::)
     
  3. Actually, tree rings can tell you how much rain fell in a certain year, what the temperatures were, what...
    Oh, the hell with it.
     
  4. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Fucking hippies and their bullshit tree rings...
     
  5. dog428

    dog428 Active Member

    I'll say this for Tony: He's strung together 54 absolutely fabulous posts.

    And by "fabulous," I mean completely idiotic.
     
  6. Pastor

    Pastor Active Member

    Earth's core made of cheese
    by Old_Tony

    EVANGELICAL COMPOUND, LOSERVILLE - Scientists theories on the earth's core has now been debunked. It is in fact made of cheese. This information came from a new study performed by Kraft. Their presentation of facts is far greater than that of any scientest currently existing.
     
  7. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Damn, Fen, everybody knows God put rings into trees so the lumberjacks would have something interesting to look at after they chop them down.
     
  8. JR

    JR Well-Known Member

    I hope Tony doesn't change the subject to "Why Evolution is Wrong".
     
  9. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Tony is a complex character. He's an arch-conservative, yet he's a fan of the World Series of Poker.
     
  10. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    The guy's probably a porn addict, too...
     
  11. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    Old Tony is a man for the ages...perhaps Stone, for example, or Dark.

    Where'd he go? He usually answers us in sequence, in that fish-in-a-barrel way he has.

    Maybe he stepped away from his desk to work on his mid-term campaign brochure, "Conception begins at puberty."

    What's become of Old Tony?
     
  12. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    Oh, don't worry. You can pretty much bet he'll be back sooner than later.

    And we'll all be the better for it. ::)
     
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