Thank god, it's college football time

And the award for most nonsensical post in board history goes to...

 

Aren't there plenty of fan boards out there for dumbasses like Faux, LarryBirdz and AllCaps?

 

Can somebody translate this for me?

 

Apparently UNDER_GROUND's ISP charges his for every piece of punctuation he uses, so he's trying to economize with his post.

 

I'm serious ... are you waiting until payday to buy some punctuation marks and capital letters?

 

At first I was thinking that they would fire him after losing 40-3 in their BCS game against LSU. But I realized that if Kyle Wright can develop to a great quarterback, I think Coker stays for a few more years.

 

Not to threadjack, but how did you become such a diehard Lakers fan living in Flint, Mich.? Did you and Kobe take a vacation to Colorado together or something?

 

It's called Fanboyitis, a horrible disease that affects many a young newcomer to SportsJournalists.com.

 

This must be the dumbest thread ever.

 

The preseason mags have only been out for about six weeks. You need to get out more.

 

Wow, and you've been around a lot, haven't you?

 

I may have been a bit hyperbolic there. After all, Pube hasn't even posted here.

But between someone gushing over six-week-old preview mags and the other fanboys dragging their knuckles, this is definitely on the short list. And the short bus.

Tonight: Chuck tells us how pumped he is after buying his fantasy baseball preview magazine.