Thank you, LeBron!

OK, Cavs. No excuses.
Build the damn team around him now.

 

True fucking that.

 

They need to trade Zyndrunas as soon as possible.

 

Lebrony would no-likey.

 

Ah, cut the Cav fans a little slack. The real team in that town, the Indians, aren't doing much this year so Cleveland's gotta have somethin' to talk about.

I am glad to see LeBron resigned, though. If he thought about holding out for more, newsflash: 5 yrs, $80 M is all you get, Mr. James!

 

Actually the Browns are the real team in this town.

Let's face it -- NYC, Chicago, L.A., all those towns have been done. Frazier, Jordan, Magic, Kareem, they've won it all in the big cities. LeBron would just be following a path instead of blazing a trail if he went to any of those towns.

But where else than Cleveland can someone square off against God?? God's been fucking with our teams for 40 years, and now LeBron's putting on the armor to take him on, to take the curse of Cleveland on, to take on everything bad that's ever happened in this city. He's looking God in the eye and saying, "Bring it on."

Should be an interesting few years.

 

Good to see Lebron saying in Cleveland.

I'm a half-hearted NBA fan, at best, but the business structure to keep stars in place certain seems like a great thing for the league.

If franchise players have the desire to stay put, money can't be an excuse to bolt to a big market.

It was probably an easy choice to avoid a big-market coast team, considering the the Knicks' recent history and Kobe's king status with the Lakers.

 

I can't stand the Browns or Tribe, but the Cavs, I can support them. It's good to see LeBron stay in Cleveland, simply because the powers that be who thought he could market himself better in New York, New Jersey, Chicago, Los Angeles, etc., thought that's what he should do.

It's great for the Cavs -- not to mention the NBA -- that he calls Cleveland home.

 

Now he just has to make a crucial mistake at a critical time, and then he'll fit right in.

 

And Dye twists the knife already in the hearts of Cleveland fans. Well played!

 

This is why plagiarism was invented. I should steal this line for my blog!

 

New Orleans Saints fanbase - also deserving of any bright light to shine on its wretched minnions - has pinnied its hopes on a yet-unproven LeBronesque figure.
Reggie Bush.