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Somebody needs to go old school racing on Ty's ass. Grab a lug wrench, pin him between a couple haulers, and explain with prejudice that he needs to clean up his act.

 

Doesn’t NASCAR stand to benefit from a driver so hated people want to throw chicken bones at him?

 

Well, yeah ... but Ironhead has been gone for 20 years.

Kyle Busch is still out there, though.

 

So sayeth the Gospel of Saint Dale.

"Out of the Jaws of sin and evil, Anybody But Darrell shall come to be regarded as the bringer of the spring of life, Mountain Dew. He shall be called the glorious sage known as Ol' D.W., and he shall be proclaimed as a savior among the sunburned, poorly-educated peoples of the southeast, until it comes to pass that another warrior of the Rainbow shall be booed and hissed and the recipient of aluminum cans for his transgressions of victory at the place of tall banks and long straights against the Son of Dale, the most high. May those in Alabama gang up against this northern invader and mock him with jeers and vile chants, knowing that the true way is Bobby, Donnie and Davey. Amen."

 

Throwing Chicken Pit bones on the track is perfectly acceptable. Throwing a full beer is stupid ... because you wasted a perfectly good beer.

 

Shhhhhhhhh, don't tell the NASCAR faithful that Jesus was Jewish and not American.

 

THAT MOVE ON THE LAST LAP. ALL CAPS DESERVED.

 

Gotta hand it to Dale, because he nailed it. This was a video game move, but man's got balls the size of, well, watermelons.

 

Chastain has spent the entire season tearing up other people's race cars to get ahead. Makes sense it was time to tear up his own.

 

That live-speed replay where he's coming around is crazy. It looks like one of those Benny Hill skits where everything is sped up to 3x speed, except it's just him.