The 2023 Running Baseball Thread

Alec Bohm touched the kid.

Damn, that sounds bad.

 

Every time they say his name, the Weird Al parody of Michael Jackson becomes an earworm.

"Well, he's Pfaadt, he's Pfaadt, you know it!"

 

The playoffs were a bit listless until the two LCS. These have been very fun to watch.

Phils probably needed to get a few more there, with the bullpen issues.

 

Ball goes Bohm.

 

“It’s Pfaadt. it’s Pfaadt. Did he break wind?”

 

This is obviously a perfect second-guess, but Carroll doesn't have demonstrative splits, and already had two hits tonight. Should've pulled Ranger.

 

I don’t trust any male in this country who can’t discuss baseline sports references. I don’t expect them to understand and be able to explain illegal blockers downfield, but I do expect them to not refer to a basketball hoop as a ring…even though it is.

 

Corbin Carroll could end the Phillies' season right now.

 

Alvarado shook off Realmuto. And, 4-2.

 

So the Harvey Updyke tree poisoning story is really good in this book, and my boy Ryan Hockensmith had an interesting piece on the port-o-John and it’s importance in sports.

 

He always wrote good features.