The Areas of My Expertise

Quoting Garth Brooks lyrics to get/keep women in bed.

Seriously...a few bars from "The Dance", and off we go.

 

Star Wars, younger men, raising friendly cats, Nirvana, Courtney Love and beer.

 

Devastator, I think I've been the designated driver once, and it was because I had mono. This is a great service you have provided to humanity.

 

- Reciting every World Series winner since 1903 off the top of my head
- Live (the band)
- The Beatles (the band)
- Fuck Patois
- Driving the length of I-10
- Depression
- Piscean nature
- Buying DVDs and plane tickets at bargain rates
- Three-day roadtrips
- Deconstructing organized religion

 

For all of you Intellivison fans:

 

I'm more of a inch-deep-acre-wide kinda guy, but here would be my best areas:

Bernoulli's principle, Seinfeld, nuclear physics, just about every bit of "technology" in our newsroom, drinking beer (although I'm not real knowledgable about what's what ... I drink what you put in front of me, and like almost all of it), writing on deadline (the beer drinking comes later, I'ma professional)

 

The same twenty-six letters in various disguises, written and spoken, drunk, sober and indifferent.

 

Apparently, Graham Chapman ad-libbed that line, catching his fellow Pythons, and the BBC censors, completely flatfooted. To this day, the PBS re-runs cut the last part of the line.

 

Charles Portis, Black Diamond cheddar, Nick Lowe, the Stones, The Dick Van Dyke Show, Three Olives vodka, Bruce Jay Friedman, writing very bad erotic poetry, the National Lampoon high school yearbook and Sunday newspaper parodies, foretelling Charlie Frye interceptions in the endzone.

 

Hell, we can all do that. It's when he's throwing toward the end zone.

 

True that. ;D

 

Hmmmmm.....