The Big Ball Theory

Much like Spinal Tap's Smell The Glove LP, I suspect Sears and K-Mart stores will not carry them. And neither will any chain that is actually still in business.

 

I'm hoping for Oklahoma City, which will rightfully suck shortly.

 

Well, he'll be a top 5 pick so that's not happening.

 

LOOK: Forget the $495 shoes, Dick Vitale goes hard at Lonzo Ball's game

 

True. But I can dream of a trade or something, can't I?

 

I wonder if Lonzo had independent counsel when he sold his license to his father's company for money or equity.

 

This part is hilarious ...

 

Would be worth the price of admission when dad complains to Westbrook about freezing his kid out.

 

Seriously. Would they do this if there was no market for it? Are people actually this dumb? If so, I'm more out of touch than I thought.

 

Has he ever been that critical of someone's game before?

 

President of the United States of America, Donald Trump

 

You cannot make this shit up.
LaVar Ball: Michael Jordan can't command $495 for shoes 'because he ain't Lonzo Ball'