The Big Ball Theory

Bitch, you jealous?

 

It had to be the shoes.

 

Keenan Thompson has a lot of great characters on SNL. I think his LaVar Ball impersonation is my favorite.

 

They're being sued already by vendor and they've gotten an F rating from the Better Business Bureau.
Why is that not a bigger story?
But I can find two columns this week praising the father as 'hands on' and 'involved.'

 

Its racist to criticize a black man raising his kids and building his brand.

 

In 20 years, Stephen A. Smith will be interviewing the younger Ball brothers in San Quentin while they're serving life for killing the old man.

 

I want to meet the jury that will convict them.
#justified

 

Didn't PC say they would never play in Lithuania? Maybe they're tanking the first couple games, part of LaVar's master plan.

 

On the plus side, the trail would be the most compelling case of patricide since the Menendez Brothers

 

It was a typo. I meant they'd never score in Lithuania.

 

LaVar is even more brilliant than I imagined. He is showing everyone they can play defense, since the younger one was thought of as someone who just cherry picked and didn't play d. That Big Baller brand will be a billion dollar company in a few months.

 

That's a slim chance. They're going to the Boulevard.
( Lou Reed reference. )