The Big Ball Theory

LaMelo Ball’s Coach In Lithuania Demands End To 40-Foot Shots

 

Who didn't foresee this headline coming?

FWIW, LaMelo does have some serious talent. But he need to learn to play the right way. Maybe this is the first step.

 

Cue the "Loony Tunes" theme. Again.

 

you can't tweet about milli vanilli
that needs to be typed up and mailed in as a letter to the editor.

 

LaVar Coach of the Year

Watch LaVar Ball’s First Pregame Pep Talk As Head Coach In Lithuania

 

This is even better. Good thing I was watching Desus and Mero, wouldn't have known to look for it

LaVar Ball shows off Lithuanian vocab, presents hip-hop honor at M.A.M.A. music awards

 

LaVar is the coach now? Oh, my.

 

One thing I've learned from movies and TV:
Making speeches is the most important part of coaching.

 

And while dad's in Lithuania, apparently, Lonzo's been doing his part to expand the brand (TMZ, yeah I know):

Lonzo Ball's Girlfriend Denise Garcia is Pregnant!!

 

Jesus, those comments. Only place with worse comments are an online Alabama newspaper.

 

Zo and Denise have been dating since their days at Chino Hills H.S. ... and we're told Denise's family is excited to meet the baby and already loves it unconditionally.

!!!!!!!!

 

FTFY