The Big Ball Theory

Eighteen years, eighteen years
She got one of yo kids got you for 18 years
I know somebody paying child support for one of his kids
His baby momma's car and crib is bigger than his
You will see him on TV, Any Given Sunday
Win the Superbowl and drive off in a Hyundai
She was spose to buy ya shorty TYCO with ya money
She went to the doctor got lypo with ya money
She walking around looking like Micheal with ya money
Should of got that insured got GEICO for ya money
If you ain't no punk holla We Want Prenup
We want prenup!, yeah
It's something that you need to have
'Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half
Eighteen years, eighteen years
And on her eighteenth birthday he found out it wasn't his

Now I ain't saying she a gold digger, but...

 

That's one of the greatest SJ HOF FTFYs.

 

There's a T-shirt for that, you know ...

 

And, you know, a meme ...

 

This photo should accompany every story about LaVar Ball henceforth.

 

That TMZ hack gets this week's I'm Not Mike Wallace Award.

 

Child support is a bitch, even on a rookie contract and his shares of baller inc.

 

The team running onto the court to "Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead" was kind of a giveaway in that regard.

 

A thorough look at the China incident

Inside the international incident that rocked UCLA's season

Among the new details that have emerged: what the players stole from the other two stores besides the sunglasses from Louis Vuitton; that the players were required to leave the police station multiple times to return the items they stole to all three stores; that one player hid a pair of stolen sunglasses in UCLA head coach Steve Alford's hotel room; how UCLA and Pac-12 officials bailed the players out of jail without committing an NCAA violation; how charges were dropped, the bail refunded and the players' passports returned two days before White House chief of staff John Kelly called the players to inform them that President Donald Trump was working on their release; how UCLA appeased Chinese authorities by keeping the players in China for 72 hours after the rest of the team had returned to Los Angeles; and why school officials thought it wise to thank Trump and Kelly while still unsure of the impact of their efforts.

 

So, YF, does this help you understand?

Pardon us for being reluctant to give Trump the credit he demanded for something he had nothing whatsoever to do with.