The Big Ball Theory

Or they will lose their NCAA eligibility for a $1,000.

https://nypost.com/2018/08/17/lavar-ball-league-stiffed-me-and-is-ducking-my-calls-ex-player/

 

LaMelo is ballin and brawlin.

LaMelo Ball sparks brawl in game in Lithuania

 

Keepin it real, yo

 

Would he be bawlin after getting his ass beat?

 

And this is when reality starts to set in

LaMelo returns to high school, LiAngelo enters G-League

 

that's awesome.

 

You think Magic came down hard on Walton?
You hear a peep out of the old man these days?

 

I'm just waiting on pins and needles for LaVar to mouth off to somebody in the media that Magic Johnson needs to tell Luke Walton to tell LeBron James to quit hogging the ball and give it to Lonzo.

 

Because you know if he says anything, LBJ will give him a heaping helping of STFU.

 

Seconded no doubt by EMJ, who will finally have the perfect opportunity to
very publicly tell LaVar to go piss up a rope.

Cue up the scene from "Ali" where Ali (Will Smith) tells Don King, "Something wrong with you, man? You think you callin' some shots? You ain't callin' nothin', man. They all know."

 

Is LaMelo Ball actually still eligible to play college basketball?

UK, Duke, UNC and Sparty. Uh huh.

 

I think the only shot at him getting to play college ball would be him emancipating himself from his dad, and claiming that he wasn't really aware of the consequences at the time. I'm not sure if even that would work, but it has more of a shot than this "well you know I personally didn't take any money" BS.