The Big Lebowski

Or as he says in the TV version ...

This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

 

awesome!

 

I myself once dabbled in pacifism... not in 'Nam, of course.

 

Walter, we're not talking about guy who built the fucking railroads.

 

I want to thank all the contributors to this thread for inspiring me. JR and I took one of his kids bowling this afternoon.

 

Friend of mine is throwing a Lebowski party in a couple of weekends....I gotta watch that movie again and come up with a costume.
I dated a woman who went to the Lebowski fest...that thing is nuts.

 

Dude: It's all a goddamn fake. Like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit. And you will, uh, you know, you'll, uh, you know what I'm trying to say--
Donny: I am the Walrus.
Walter: That fucking bitch!
Dude: Yeah.
Donny: I am the Walrus.
Walter: Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the fuck is he talking about?

 

Seems as good a place as any to recount the story.

I once dated a guy...we'll call him LSS...and we went to LebowskiFest for our first date. Now, I'd never seen the movie. But I'm up for bowling and drinking...who the hell isn't? Well several beers and a couple white russians and three games of bowling and crazy people dressed up as the Jesus and bowling pins and Donnie and Walter and the whole shebang later, LSS decides that the best way to have some fun is to walk down the alley and kick over the pins.

We were removed from LebowskiFest.

He took the shoes and some posters on the way out. I think a poster is still in my trunk somewhere.

 

Treehorn thug: What the fuck is this?
The Dude: Obviously you're not a golfer.

 

The Dude abides.

 

It's a league game, Smokey!

 

So did he get some, or what?