The calling each other names thread

That's a Fart Blaster, as used by the Minions in Despicable Me 3.

My children own one. But I play with it more than them.

 

DOUCHE NOZZLES!!!! EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU!

Wait, are we name-calling or not?

I know I've certainly gone to the edge, and probably tip-toed across the line, on the Politics thread. Since the last couple of locks, I've tried to be less of an asshole.

Not sure what happened to get it locked today. But whatever the reason, I hope it can stay open in the future. In between the personal feuds and bullshit, there's a lot of important info being shared and discussed.

Now everyone fuck off.

 

A few of you hobofelchers need to calm the fuck down and stick to insulting each other by PM. But only if you're one of our more prominent posters.

 

Be grateful I spared you the 15 minute version. Oh yeah (NSFW).

 

Watch it, son. He'll make you cry.

 

I don't know if the waitresses would approve of this.

You know the waitresses ...

 

"Thou barbarous fool-born hypocrite!"

(Anybody ever seen a Shakespeare Insult Generator?)

 

Well played, you odoriferous douchenozzle.

 

Bah. Your mother barks.

 

15 minutes? We coulda been in Lake Tahoe ...