The calling each other names thread

Your socks they smell,
your feet they stink,
You never take a bath.
Your nose it runs,
you bust your buns,
You always finish last.
Sick! (Sick)
Of! (Of)
You.
I'm so sick, so sick of you.
Your face is gross,
you eat white toast,
You don't know what to do.
It's just your luck,
you really suck,
That's all
I'm sick of you

 

Cab fare to nowhere
Is what you are
A white line to an exit sign
Is what you are

All that I saw in you
Now I see through

Don't shed a tear for me
My life won't end without you
(Without you)
Long as the night will be
The sun will rise without you

A locked door on a candy store
Is what you are
(Is what you are)
A slim chance in tight pants
Is what you are

All that I loved you for
I want it more

Don't shed a tear for me
My life won't end without you
(Without you)
Long as the night will be
The sun will rise without you

You ain't givin'
Well, I'm not takin'
I'm not missin'
What we ain't makin'

All that I saw in you
Now I see through

Don't shed a tear for me
My life won't end without you
(Without you)
Long as the night will be
The sun will rise without you

Don't shed a tear for me
My life won't end without you
(Without you)
Long as the night will be
The sun will rise without you

(Is what you are)
I won't, don't shed no tears
I won't need, I don't need
I don't need
Oh, please

 

Have to say, wasn't expecting a Paul Carrack reference on this thread.

 

That's as good an opening line as it gets.

 

You know what's a crazy savage song? Asia's Only Time Will Tell.

You're leaving now
It's in your eyes
There's no disguising it
It really comes as no surprise
To find that you planned it all along

I see it now
Becomes so clear
Your insincerity
And me all starry-eyed
You'd think that I would have known by now

Now, sure as the sun will cross the sky
This lie is over
Lost, like the tears that used to tide me over

One thing is sure
That time will tell
(Only time will tell)
If you were wrong
The brightest ring around the moon
Will darken when I die

Now, sure as the sun will cross the sky
This lie is over
Lost, like the tears that used to tide me over

You're leaving now
It's in your eyes
There's no disguising it
It really comes as no surprise
To find that you planned it all along

I see it now
Becomes so clear
Your insincerity
And me all starry-eyed
You'd think that I would have known by now

Now, sure as the sun will cross the sky
This lie is over
Lost, like the tears that used to tide me over

You're on your own
Inside your room
(Only time will tell)
You're claiming victory
You were just using me
And there is no one you can use now

One thing is sure
That time will tell

 

For some reason, this reminds me of the first class of Psychology of Sexual Behavior my senior year. The prof -- think Donald Sutherland in Animal House -- wanted to weed out the snowflakes in the class. So he broke us up into groups, put a sexual term -- cunnilingus, coitus, etc. -- on the board, and we were supposed to come up with as many synonyms as we could think of.

Highlight of the night was the discovery of "Trip Up the Hershey Highway."

On another note, anyone notice how radio stations don't play Benny Mardones' "Into the Night" anymore?

 

Shitgibbons.

 

That might get a call from Social Services in this day and age. Sheesh.

 

All of you need to Be Careful.

 

I still hear it on my local stations. Still part of their rotation. Interestingly enough, it was a big hit twice, roughly eight or nine years apart.

One thing I noticed, though, is when Dire Straits' "Money for Nothing" is played, most stations cut out the lyrics that have an anti- gay term in it.