The celebrity the world finds hot, and you say is NOT ...

One thing? It's not a brain, is it?

 

two words:

JULI-UGH. ROBERTS.

 

A little older, but Goldie Hawn. When she smiles, I expect her face to crack. I only faintly see the resemblance between her and her daughter.

Nicole Kidman has gone downhill since the invention of Botox. She was prettier when she was natural. Now I only see the gleam of plastic.

And Nicole's ex, Tom Cruise. Not attractive in any way. I also don't understand how Kiefer Sutherland can be considered hot.

 

I cannot believe someone put Jessica Alba in this thread.

 

Bolt-on titties.

 

Nope, all real.

That's the thing that I've always found attractive about her -- she looks better when she's not wearing makeup and all pre-packaged looking. Kinda odd, really. When she's all made up for some awards show or some shit, she looks terrible half the time.

 

I'm not questioning Simpson's body. It's tight. There's something about her face that just doesn't work for me. I'm not saying I wouldn't hit it. That would just be silly talk. But she's not flawless in my eyes.

 

Same goes with J.Lo

 

I don't know if I should debate the alien notion or just admit that aliens if look like Grahman, they're hot.

 

Paris Hilton, for obvious reasons. Her sister, Nicky, is much more attractive.

David Beckham. I don't get the attraction to the pale skin and raggedy hair.

Colin Farrell never did anything for me, either.

 

Colin Farrell is a great call. But I do love me some Becks.

 

Teri Hatcher.
Too skinny, too-tight skin. I just don't get it.