The Christmas Lights Story

Icicle lights = overrated.

 

WHY ARE THEY BLINKING??

 

I bet the squirrels have him tied up with the lights and are drinking his Leinenkugel.

 

This is why Jews don't decorate for the holidays. Anything involving ladders and hammers and electricity just can't be good for you. We know these things.

 

That's pretty f'ing funny

 

21, you forgot the cordless drill and beer.

At least in my case 8)

I think they've finished off his Leinie and are working on his Guinness.

 

Don't trust the squirrels. Never trust the squirrels.

They are the spies in the Animal Kingdom's war against humankind.

 

I do christmas lights like Bo Diaz does satellite dishes.

 

The squirrels have staked a claim on Fenian's shrubs!

 

Secret Recon Photos From Fenian HQ:

 

The design/choice of lights has been bugging me.

There will be a variation in brightness between the LED lights and the regular lights. If the idea was to make The Really Big Shrub the focal point then it might work, but it would depend on where The Really Big Shrub is located.

The guy across the street from me has a mix of LED and regular lights and your eye is drawn toward the LED lights. In his case they are mostly on the right side of the house so there isn't a sense of balance. Too much of a 'thrown together' feel to the whole thing.

I await the squirrel leader's response. Maybe the design pissed them off?