The Daily Larry King thread...

I hope my prostate infomercials run for 30 years after I’m dead at 3 a.m. on DirecTV.

 

So there is a Larry King infomercial for prostate medicine still airing. The guy selling the stuff was a QB at Stanford.

King had the suspenders and that weird thing with his shoulders. It got real creepy. Talking about how many times they got up to piss in the night and how they were better sexually after taking the medicine. King even interviewed the guy's wife.

 

… Winnipeg, you’re on with Soupy Sales… HELLO!

 

How is it that smoke detectors always seem to know when you are asleep to let you know its time to change the battery? Days, nights - doesn't seem to matter.THEY KNOW!!!!

 

There are too many bowl games. They used to mean something - now half the team (and sometimes even the coach!) is gone.

 

Folks, whatever happened to Leelee Sobieski?

 

Does anybody else find it strange that people eat ham to celebrate a Jewish boy's birthday? That's not kosher, folks.

 

I'm a proud Jew, but Mel Torme singing about chestnuts on an open fire gets me every time. Fun fact - Mel Torme - also a member of the tribe.

 

"As for me, I sure like a plate of pork sausage for breakfast. Sorry, Rabbi! ...
Anyway, stick around. Shaun Cassidy joins me after this message from Efferdent."

 

This one actually made me chortle. Fantastic.

 

"Folks, I'll say it again: Nobody delivers a chortle better than John Candy. And the late, great Jack Elam for a good guffaw. ... I did make Minnie Pearl squeal one night in Reno, but that's another story for another time. ... Anyway, stick around: We're doing Dinah Shore next."

 

Christmas Day viewing just hasn’t been the same for me since the demise of the Kelly Tire Blue-Gray Game