The Daily Larry King thread...

Literal LOL

 

Lucy Lawless is great. Funny, strong actress. But I feel we missed out with Vanessa Angel of the Weird Science tv show not playing Xena Warrior princess. We'll be with Treasury Secretary Janet Yellen in a moment.

 

The Super Bowl in Vegas? I remember when Jimmy the Greek couldn't even mention point spreads on the NFL Today. My big prediction on the game folks? The name Harrison Butker or Jake Moody will be a household name on Monday - hopefully for their sakes it will be in a good way.

 

Is it me or do you not want your kicker to be named Moody?

 

Better than Blewit...

 

Happy Valentines Day everyone! Aside from the obvious - what would be the equivalent of candy and flowers for a guy? A sixer of good beer? A fine cigar?

 

Folks, everyday should be steak and a blow job day.

(Imagine THAT Monday morning USA Today piece)

 

You ever wonder what happened to Michelle Pfeiffer's character from Scarface?

 

Manages a string of salons in Boca.

 

In Congress. Touts infrastructure projects she voted against.

 

Of course, frequent guest at Mar-A-Lago. Smokes with one of those long sticks - and carries an oxygen tank. Keeps a yappy dog in her purse named Amagito! (spanish for little friend) haha.

 

There will be no slander of Chris Blewitt. During a week in which Donald fucking Trump was elected president, Chris Blewitt gave me a night to forget about that for a while.