The Daily Larry King thread...

...All that attention paid to Colorado football earlier in the seaadon..what happened?..

 

Folks, I remember when Old Spice was new.

 

Why hasn't Taco gotten a second record on the charts? Puttin on the Ritz is a total toe-tapper.

 

Miami’s turnover chain seems a bit heavy. Give me a flat herringbone necklace.

 

The only vote I ever regretted was my first one: Warren G. Harding. How was I supposed to predict Teapot Dome?

 

You mean you didn't dance to this Taco classic at homecoming?

 

What’s real and what isn’t from the early 90s!

CBS’s “Evening Shade” is television at its finest.

Whatever Ross Perot has can’t be bottled, but the public loves it.

My spies tell me Riunite on Ice is indeed nice.

When God created Michael Buble, he broke the mold.

Shields & Yarnel … ready for a comeback?

When I was growing up, I thought I’d have a robot butler to drive me around in my flying car by now. What gives?

I would give up all of the sand in the Sahara for a bowl of Kix.

I’m told New Jack Swing is all the rage with the teenybopper set. I’d be hip, but I can’t get past the clothes. Baggy is not a good look for me.

When I was a kid I was always excited by the mailman’s arrival and I wonder now if kids get turned on when the fax machine has an incoming missive?

Want to make me laugh? Pop “Far Out Space Nuts” in the VCR and let the hilarity ensue.

San Jose Sharks … not a good name for a hockey team. Sharks and ice do not mix.

I have never forgiven Starburst for jettisoning lime as a flavor.

Those kids on Beverly Hills 90210 are going to be old someday and regret that Congress didn’t move on the capital gains tax.

That Mark Rypien can play, but he’ll never be a star because he can’t make love to the camera. Or he won’t. Never a problem for Joe Theismann.

Coors Party Ball? I’ll keep my high ball, thank you.

Tour de Trump will the the Donald’s greatest gift to America.

Someone had to invent the Cheerio … he or she deserves a medal.

We all lost something when asbestos stopped being manufactured. I get that it caused cancer, but was that such a big price to pay for some rock-solid insulation?

Huzzah to Roger Moore! Shame he gave up on Bond. “A View To A Kill” showed he still had it.

My favorite animal? Don’t put that pressure on me!

For the life of me, I will never understand Chinese checkers.

Madonna’s “Sex” book? Just skip to page 47 for the good stuff.

 

"Those kids on Beverly Hills 90210 are going to be old someday and regret that Congress didn’t move on the capital gains tax." better be real

 

I wish, but NOT REAL.

 

You owe me a La Croix. Literal spit take on that one.

 

A real Larry one that’s seared into my brain

“sex may not be the most important thing in a relationship, but it ain’t number three either”

 

When the fellas and me got together, we had the biggest steak we could find, and a bottle of Lowenbrau.

I'd rather watch Mary Hart shake that caboose down to her Dodgers seat than see a Koufax curve ball.