The Daily Larry King thread...

Saw a sneak preview of NBC's fall lineup and folks you are going to love Manimal.

 

I sort of wish I was making this up, but I was very close to making a Manimal joke earlier in this thread.

It’s a select group of people in that genre.

 

When did burnt onions become caramelized onions? I’m from Brooklyn pal, no dice.

 

Watching NFL games every Sunday in the fall and winter has become like a religion here in America. I guess that makes Jimmy the Greek Snyder sort of a holy figure. I am proud to call him a close, personal friend.

 

More of … Is it Larry or is it fake? Early morning airport addition!

I will not return to a restaurant that doesn't have skim milk at all times.

It will always be Peking to me.

I have never changed my own oil, but I am envious of those who can.

Don't you believe Kermit and Miss Piggy are real?

The darkest day in America in my lifetime waa the JFK assassination. The second was the day Eastern Airlines closed up shop.

Pudding … how can something so formless have so many secret delights?

Do you think you could explain satellite dishes to Thomas Jefferson?

I get a good feeling when I see a police officer on a horse.

People say wax museums are kitsch, but done correctly … they can be mesmorizing.

I wish my M&Ms came individually wrapped.

I am not offended in any way by Mr. Peanut.

William Rehnquist, once you get to know him, he’s a scamp.

Roy Rogers tastes better on Tuesday nights.

Whatever I do, whatever I try, I cannot properly clean my glasses.

Spare a thought for Heather Thomas, one of our great thespians.

Doesn't pink grapefruit taste better than yellow standard grapefruit?

When Robert Novak takes off his glasses on “Crossfire”, I am rapt with attention.

If you’ve never been to Springfield, Illinois, you’re doing yourself a disservice.

Basil is not a legitimate pizza topping.

We will not likely improve on dial-up internet to get to the information superhighway on the World Wide Web.

The laughs we’ve all enjoyed from “Caroline In The City” will live forever.

Parking violations officers who enjoy their jobs are sadists.

I miss those tin ashtrays.

Baseball on the radio is sacred and it never gets more holy than when I have John Sterling in my eardrum.

The new generation does not appreciate black licorice. They don’t know what they’re missing.

 

I've got no use for your modern gambling terminology like DVOA. When Jimmy the Greek gave a check mark next to "Intangibles", you could take that to the bank.

 

Can an umpire actually be thrown out of a game? Tonight, we have Joe West, O.J. Simpson and Dr. Joyce Brothers.

 

Nobody has the guts to say it, but Hydrox are better than Oreos and came first.

 

“I saw a woman on a donkey in Tijuana, too.
Now, that’s entertainment. I’m talkin’ to you, Vegas!”

 

Do yourself a favor, pal, and watch Manimal, followed by Cop Rock. Now that’s must see TV!

 

Whatever Markie Post is selling, I'm buying!

Texas Hold 'Em may be the poker flavor of the week, but nothing beats a game of 5 card draw.

 

Lowenbrau commercials were a staple of my youth and then one day, never saw them again.