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The Daily Stripes Thread

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by DanOregon, Oct 24, 2024.

  1. mpcincal

    mpcincal Well-Known Member

    "But you can't leave; all the plants are gonna die."

    I always liked to say that to a co-worker whenever he/she was about to take a day off or go on vacation.
     
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  2. Deskgrunt50

    Deskgrunt50 Well-Known Member

    I just wish I hadn't drank all that cough syrup this morning, ya know?
     
  3. justgladtobehere

    justgladtobehere Well-Known Member

    "Slight weight problem."

    "I swallow a lot of aggression."

     
  4. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    Well I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!
     
  5. ChrisLong

    ChrisLong Well-Known Member

    When John Candy was getting ready to mud wrestle two women, the other guy eggs him on: "YOU CAN DO IT!!"
    I've been known to say that on the golf course when one of the guys in my group is trying to go 250 yards over water to reach a green.
     
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