The Easter disappointment of Ace

Is this what it sounds like, when doves cry?

 

and now it's time to sing along, slappy.

 

When your day is night alone,

 

I think someone has lost it.

 

and for that, i fully blame ace.

 

If you feel like letting go,

 

When you think you've had too much of this life, well hang on

 

'Cause Tom Petty hurts.

 

As did many others.

 

Tom,

I'm sure sorry. I had every intention of going through with it.

In fact, I was driving down your street, saw you standing there and suddenly felt violently ill.

Must have been the chocolate bunnies.

Maybe next year, huh?

 

Well isn't that cute ... the thought of Ace picking up Tom Petty in a yellow sun dresss ... wow, that's just ... just as cute as a pail of puppies.

 

fuck you monkey. it took me two days to pick out that dress at the mall ... and you couldn't even guess how much longer to fit into it.