The final days of McDonald's?

I hate the "no problem" bit. In circumstances in which "no problem" might be uttered, the proper response(s) include:

Will that be all?
Yes, sir (ma'am), that will be $x.xx.
Could we interest you in xxxxxxx?

 

I couldn't care less. It's a throwaway line. They're not trying to be nasty or hateful. It's sort of like, "Coming right up!"

Actually, I think Starman is racist against Jamaicans.

 

Hey, if you can't demand to be treated with the utmost respect and courtesy from minimum-wage workers, how will you ever feel superior to someone?

 

Well, you always can go to Starbucks and have a conversation about race. Be sure to ask "Why" a few times, until someone throws a coffee in your face.

 

The kids today say "no worries."

 

It's all Crocodile Dundee's fault!

 

And you thought that was mayo on your sandwich...

 

You are advised to leave immediately if you see Peter North working in the back.

 

This. Damn. What do you want? "Sir, yes SIR!"

 

He's there for those who order "extra sauce".

 

Now, THAT just pisses me off.