The grossest commercial ever

dooley_womack1 · Jun 4, 2006

HC said:

There's a chewing gum ad where a stick of chewing gum chases a woman starting a triathalon hollering at her in a Scottish accent that she shouldn't be starting without 'her friend'.

Weird. A Scottish stick of gum begging to be chewed.

Someone was doing some acid that weekend.
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Doesn't that stick know that costs extra?

Who Knows · Jun 4, 2006

Overrated said:

Those old Quizno's commercials with those fucked up hamsters made me stay away from Quizno's for like two years.
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Mutah · Jun 4, 2006

leo1 said:

BitterYoungHack said:

I'm sure the rest of NYSportsJournalists.com has seen this beaut: A guy with a hole in his throat from cancer speaking into a voice box and telling us not to smoke.

Quite effective, but watching him wash the area around the hole makes me nauseous.
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so let's hope it becomes not only the grossest commercial ever, but also one of the most effective. that's good. fuckin' smokers. stop fuckin' smoking. i hate the smell of smoke on my clothes and you fuckers are killing yourselves and driving up my health insurance premiums in the process. fuckers.
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Ahem. Cough, cough. Fuck you, too. I blow smoke in your general direction.

farmerjerome · Jun 4, 2006

Mutah said:

leo1 said:

BitterYoungHack said:

I'm sure the rest of NYSportsJournalists.com has seen this beaut: A guy with a hole in his throat from cancer speaking into a voice box and telling us not to smoke.

Quite effective, but watching him wash the area around the hole makes me nauseous.
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so let's hope it becomes not only the grossest commercial ever, but also one of the most effective. that's good. fuckin' smokers. stop fuckin' smoking. i hate the smell of smoke on my clothes and you fuckers are killing yourselves and driving up my health insurance premiums in the process. fuckers.
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Ahem. Cough, cough. Fuck you, too. I blow smoke in your general direction.
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Nice. How heartwarming.

HC · Jun 4, 2006

Double J said:

HC said:

There's a chewing gum ad where a stick of chewing gum chases a woman starting a triathalon hollering at her in a Scottish accent that she shouldn't be starting without 'her friend'.Â

Weird.Â A Scottish stick of gum begging to be chewed.

Someone was doing some acid that weekend.
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That's still better than the annoying Scottish guy from the Alexander Keith's commercials who turned out to be a child porn aficionado.
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The first couple were funny. Then he quickly wore out his welcome. Kinda like the Zamboni guy in the MasterCard commercial.

2muchcoffeeman · Jun 4, 2006

Mutah said:

leo1 said:

BitterYoungHack said:

I'm sure the rest of NYSportsJournalists.com has seen this beaut: A guy with a hole in his throat from cancer speaking into a voice box and telling us not to smoke.

Quite effective, but watching him wash the area around the hole makes me nauseous.
Click to expand...

so let's hope it becomes not only the grossest commercial ever, but also one of the most effective. that's good. fuckin' smokers. stop fuckin' smoking. i hate the smell of smoke on my clothes and you fuckers are killing yourselves and driving up my health insurance premiums in the process. fuckers.
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Ahem. Cough, cough. Fuck you, too. I blow smoke in your general direction.
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leo1 · Jun 4, 2006

Mutah said:

leo1 said:

BitterYoungHack said:

I'm sure the rest of NYSportsJournalists.com has seen this beaut: A guy with a hole in his throat from cancer speaking into a voice box and telling us not to smoke.

Quite effective, but watching him wash the area around the hole makes me nauseous.
Click to expand...

so let's hope it becomes not only the grossest commercial ever, but also one of the most effective. that's good. fuckin' smokers. stop fuckin' smoking. i hate the smell of smoke on my clothes and you fuckers are killing yourselves and driving up my health insurance premiums in the process. fuckers.
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Ahem. Cough, cough. Fuck you, too. I blow smoke in your general direction.
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dude, can you just go outside? and don't congregate in the entry so i have to walk through a haze of smoke on my way in.

Mutah · Jun 4, 2006

Pussy.

(I keed! I keed!)

OnTheRiver · Jun 4, 2006

Pick any commercial by Hardee's.

(Carl's Jr. in some parts of this land.)

Gross ass people eating gross ass shit.

Hardee's sucks.

Overrated · Jun 4, 2006

The Sonic hamburger commercials have grossly missed their target audience. They've been showing them in Michigan at least 10 times a day for better than five years...I've never seen a Sonic in my fucking life!

dreunc1542 · Jun 4, 2006

Overrated said:

The Sonic hamburger commercials have grossly missed their target audience. They've been showing them in Michigan at least 10 times a day for better than five years...I've never seen a Sonic in my fucking life!
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Same here in PA. And I really wish they had them here because the food looks pretty good.

dooley_womack1 · Jun 4, 2006

I've been where Sonics are. Fries are pretty lame, but burgers are pretty good and chili dogs are awesome.

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