The grossest commercial ever

Sonics rule. Those Route 44 drinks were especially effective for bootlegging vodka after lunch in high school.

What bums me out is I see a thousand commercials for Kohls where I'm at now, and there's not a Kohls for hundreds of miles.

 

You're not missing anything. It's a difficult to navigate department store that doesn't seem to have anything special.

Of course, my wife is coming home tonight with three pairs of shorts she says she got for me at Kohls at a killer discount, so I may be singing a different tune later.

 

See I know Kohls, and I love Kohls. And now I'm not near a Kohls. But I still see the commercials. It's like a sick tease.

Had I never been to one, it wouldn't be a problem.

 

Somewhere in there is a helluva life metaphor.

 

Don't forget the one for that toenail medication

 

Oh, if you want to make it THAT kind of thread, this non-smoker will gladly line up with his puffing brethren.

 

New FedEx/Kinkos commercial with the dude trying to hit the pinata in the office is awesome.

Oh, and a SuperSonic No. 2 with ketchup, mustard, pickles, chili, jalapenos and bacon, topped with a Sonic Sized Order of Extreme Tater Tots with Chili, cheese, and a Route 44 Cherry Limeade.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

Wow. You must be huge. Kirstie Alley-huge. That sounds really, really good though.

 

Attica! Attica!

 

The toenail fungus commercials (with that little freaking goblin lifting up a person's toenail) always makes me cringe.

 

Sonic has some good flavor-of-the-month stuff, but their burgers taste like ass.

Minus In-N-Out (until my vacation), give me Jack In The Box. Their ciabatta sandwiches are yummy.