The Hangover

Swear to god, as I was driving back from the theater, I was thinking "You know, I won't even tell him I saw this, because I want to see it again."

 

Been a week since I saw it, and I still can't get "Iko-Iko" out of my head.

 

I think this was my favorite exchange (to the best of my memory):

"It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon. Like masturbating on a plane."
"Um, I'm pretty sure that's illegal too."
"Probably since Sept. 11 when everyone got too worried about stuff. Thanks, Bin Laden."

 

How about: "You didn't tell me we'd be stopping at a school. I can't be within 200 feet of one. Or a Chuck-E-Cheese." (paraphrased because it's been a long night).

 

That was awesome. Especially the way he shaded his face.

And then started yelling at the little preteen in the car next to them on the open road.

 

Alright fuckers .... I've got plans to see this movie this afternoon. If it doesn't like up to the SportsJournalists.com hype -- meaning, if it isn't the funniest movie ever produced, or that ever will be produced, and if I don't come home with urine-soaked Jockey shorts -- I'm going on an Internet rampage.

 

I didn't say EVER. Just ... a while.

 

"They gave out rings at the Holocaust?"

 

36 years old. Think McConaughey movies suck ass and never watched According to Jim.

Will Farrell sucks balls.

 

I'm voting for "old before his time" or "stick up the ass"

EDIT: Now that I think about it, level of According to Jim fandom isn't the most accurate measure of the depth of the stick up a person's ass. The typical ATJ fan is probably like the typical Leno fan ... they like safe, traditional milquetoast humor. In that, they probably fit better into the "my parents" category.

"Stick up the ass" people don't think anything's funny. They only watch the McNeil-Lehrer Hour, though they claim not to watch TV at all. Also, they often wear cardigan sweaters. They only reason they've even seen a second of a Will Ferrell movie is because they walked in on their 14-year-old son secretly watching one -- porno-style -- which caused them to immediately decide to send their son to military school

 

Ok, it was fucking hilarious. I don't know if it's better than Old School, but it's in the same damn ballpark. That's more than enough for me.

I'm surprised nobody mentioned -- or maybe they did -- Zach's explanation for why it's no longer legal to masturbate on an airplane.

 

I posted that above. It was my favorite part of the whole movie.