The Internet dating world is a cesspool

My limit is 200 Thai women. 250, tops.

 

Those ads say you can date Asia. All of it, apparently.

 

I think they mean you can date Asia Carrera.

 

All I'm getting are ads for Arby's, Fingerhut, Restasis and Hyndai.
Talk about a letdown.

 

"Date" being subjective, of course.

 

Lay the would, my man... lay the would.

 

I *love* that. I think I've got a new slogan.

 

Best place to meet women is the supermarket, not the gym.
Fart offers you that piece of advice free of charge.
You need a hook, also.
Like "I can explicate Vergil, in Latin, while wearing an Aquaman costume."

 

Also, buy new shoes.
The ladies always look at how a man is shod.

 

I'm out. I may have huge would, but even then the gap between what I can pull and what I can live with is a bit wider than I'd like right now.

 

Rick:
This is no time to be Eeyore.
You must aim high.
You have a real opportunity here.
You're out of a crappy marriage and have a fresh start.
No fatsos, no psychos, no weirdos - confine yourself only to all-star talent.
Aim high.

 

Can you further this? How exactly does a man approach a woman in the supermarket? How important is checking for a ring in advance?