The Internet dating world is a cesspool

No doubt. But if you "don't buy what is being sold," she's going to find that out pretty quickly, and that is one interest/value that most women want to have in common with a partner.

 

I worked with a young guy years ago who tried to convert his already-Christian new girlfriend.
This was a guy with not a lot of dating experience, coupled with a rigid value system.
Home-schooled, non-drinker, non-swearer. General abstainer. Probably never had intercourse.
We could all see where that relationship was headed. I don't think they made it six months.

 

Word.

 

"She was a really cool kisser and she wasn't all that strict of a Christian..."

 

Sign up for a Cleveland Browns fans support group.
That kind of low self-esteem has to provide lots of hook-up opportunities with either sex.

 

Is there a person older than 12 who thinks the place to get good dating advice is from somebody who calls himself Fart?

 

Oh come on.now, you are leaving out part of the Narrative. He's not just any old Fart. He's THREE OCTAVE FART, a man with a talent.

 

I can get it up to four or five when my wife makes me stuffed cabbage.

 

Too obvious.

 

That's why I like to fry the cabbage.

 

Best. Euphemism. Ever.

 

Don't be jealous.