The Internet dating world is a cesspool

I'm back. I'm not sure there's going to be a third date, but I handled myself like a normal human being and didn't do anything mortifying, so I'm putting it in the win column.

 

Good job!

Hug? Kiss? Accidental side boob?

I'm betting on a third date.

 

No comment. I only tell stories when it's me doing something awful.

 

Fair enough.

 

Fuck that. If we have to sit through the horror stories, we should be rewarded with tales of nooky. Give us nooky details, dammit!

 

I'll just say I hope you got more than an ass-out hug.

 

Well, yeah. I was hoping for a bit of a play by play recap, kind of like Paradise by the Dashboard Light.

With maybe some baked chicken.

 

It never felt so good, it never felt so right
And we're glowing like the metal on the edge of a knife

 

Excellent pull, Double J.

 

It think Ridgeway still tops for the U.S.

Some guy in Colombia is top in the world:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_serial_killers_by_number_of_victims

 

I feel strangely invested in this process. Give us some details.

 

Nothing going on this weekend outside of taking a woman to church on Sunday. I might have to give her the "I see you as a friend" speech, but I think we've basically fallen into that anyway so it might just be assumed.

Wait, it's not too late for this weekend. Lemme fire up the sites and see what's out there.

Too good looking...boring ... "country girl" ... 99% sure that's a tranny ..."looking for serious friendship" WTF does that even mean? ... boring ... boring ...

OK yeah, definitely nothing this weekend.

It's been 36 hours of radio silence from BetterThanHerPics, but I pretty much expected that.