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The Internet dating world is a cesspool

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by MisterCreosote, Nov 15, 2011.

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  1. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    Well, I've said it once and I'll say it again. We can't all be as brilliant as you. But you can feel free to kiss my ass.
     
    BDC99, Apr 30, 2014
    #673
  2. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    Listen, asshole. I missed your initial sarcasm, apparently. You started the name-calling. Now kindly fuck off.
     
    BDC99, Apr 30, 2014
    #674
  3. sgreenwell

    sgreenwell Well-Known Member

    Agree with all of this. Also, if you have a nice kitchen, show it off in your profile pictures. My buddy wasn't getting a ton of action on his profile, and I told him he should switch it to one of him in his kitchen, because he has a huge modern one. He did and immediately got more interest. Bitches can't resist kitchens, amiright guys? High five!
     
    sgreenwell, May 1, 2014
    #675
  4. Flying Headbutt

    Flying Headbutt Moderator Staff Member

    Last two girls I dated, I would use date 2 for this place with pizza and ping pong tables. The first of those two later admitted she kept hitting it off the table just so she could check out my ass when I'd bend over to pick it up. You can imagine the fun I had with her.

    The second told me she started digging me that night because I was so patient with her despite the fact she was absolutely terrible at ping pong. I wasn't trying to be competitive, but still.

    Eventually we ended up married.
     
    Flying Headbutt, May 1, 2014
    #676
  5. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    So my young nephew got sacked last weekend.
    Long story short: She dumped him in an ugly way.
    Dude has to go pick up items from her apartment.
    He is by himself while he does this.
    While retrieving his belongings he takes one of her shoes.
    It's possible she knew exactly what happened, but there's also a good chance she searched high and f-kin low for that shoe, never piecing together the events.
    I view such action as a thing of beauty.
    I told the kid I was proud of him.
    Still makes me laugh.
    Wish I'd done it.
     
    3_Octave_Fart, May 4, 2014
    #677
  6. Walter Lippmann

    Walter Lippmann Member

    Rick has been slow on updates. Any luck this weekend?
     
    Walter Lippmann, May 4, 2014
    #678
  7. RickStain

    RickStain Well-Known Member

    I'm taking a break for awhile. The effort/cost:result ratio was getting a bit frustrating.
     
    RickStain, May 5, 2014
    #679
  8. Liut

    Liut Well-Known Member

    This reminds me of one of my breakups. Long story short, I'm in her bathroom and see her toothbrush hanging there. Scratched my anus with it and hung it back up. End of story.
     
    Liut, May 5, 2014
    #680
  9. exmediahack

    exmediahack Well-Known Member

    I think I just woke up the rest of my family from the laughter on that one, Liut. Bravo.
     
    exmediahack, May 5, 2014
    #681
  10. MileHigh

    MileHigh Moderator Staff Member

    That's some funny shit. <punintended>
     
    MileHigh, May 5, 2014
    #682
  11. 3_Octave_Fart

    3_Octave_Fart Well-Known Member

    Made me laugh also.
    Great story!
     
    3_Octave_Fart, May 6, 2014
    #683
  12. BDC99

    BDC99 Well-Known Member

    Yup. Definitely time/money consuming.
     
    BDC99, May 7, 2014
    #684
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