The Mixon tape

Wrong as usual, LTL.

 

I'd pay good money to watch the cross-examinations ...

 

You need all the assistance you can get, so that is fortunate for you.

 

OOP up for two Academy Awards for both starring roles in Dumb and Dumber Three.

 

If only I could have your success.

 

OOP: Objection, your honor! Counsel is clearly trolling and lying!
Judge: Overruled. Counsel will be advised to remember that objections will rest on matters of law, not on spasms of uninformed outrage.
OOP: Your honor, thank you for proving my point that this venue is clearly biased against my client.
Judge: Counsel is advised that further outbursts may lead to a finding of his being in contempt of this court.
OOP: Your professional ego seems to be getting in the way of viewing this clearly, so you can just keep on keeping on yourself.
Judge: One more word from you ...
OOP: So you admit ...
Judge: This court finds you in contempt.

 

oop is being an idiot here, but for god's sake, you just lie in the weeds waiting to pile on. It gets old. Your resume isn't spotless either.

Unless, of course, it's all message-board banter.

 

OOP is the only one who has saved you from being the biggest jack ass on this thread.

My "resume" doesn't defend pedophiles and shitstains who beat women,

 

There. Now, didn't it feel good to be nice to someone, Sparky?

 

Tell us again how you're not sure you'd report a coworker who you knew was diddling kids.

 

Vicious fighting over the holidays. This board really is family.

 

Guess it didn't feel too good. You just gotta leave some people in their anger.