The most mortifying moment I have ever witnessed.

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If a man can't find a cave ... he'll create one.

 

a few years ago the a youth group ion my town that operated through one of the churches decided to put on a play (I honestly don't even remember what play it was) the kid playing one of the lead roles completely forgot his lines in the middle of a huge monologue he was giving. The audience started clapping for him as he stood there trying to remember them, and after a few minutes they just went ahead to the next scene

 

If that's the most mortifying moment you've ever witnessed, consider yourself lucky.

 

I do. Thanks.

 

"I'm looking right at it!"

 

I, too, feel mortifying is the wrong word for this thread. I was expecting the dude to answer the phone and hear his family had been in an accident, or involved in the shootings, etc.

 

Best part? Sax player's first name was Steve ...

 

I think mortifying is a perfect word for it. If it had happened to me, I'd have been mortified.

 

This is like reading one of those sensationalist headlines in a newspaper, reading the story, and finding out the headline is much ado about nothing.

 

You're obviously not a band parent.

 

Don't ask me why, but your response right there totally justified you using the word mortifying. I'm not being sarcastic, either. I guess if you're looking through the eyes of a parent, it comes across quite differently.